Meme

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1. What is your favorite word? summertime, margarita, “mom” out of the lips of my kids
2. What is your least favorite word? assessment
3. What turns you on? Paris, Madrid, a cozy fire and good bottle of wine, the beach, swimming, the sun!
4. What turns you off? Drunks; bitter & forever unhappy people; snobs of every kind; ideologues; & colleagues who do half-assed jobs & expect others to clean up after them (I spent most of yesterday doing this, despite the optimism of my last post.).
5. What is your favorite curse word? shit
6. What sound or noise do you love? the surf crashing against the coastline, rain on the roof, and thunder in the distance.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? the phone ringing in the wee hours of the morning.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Interior designer
9. What profession would you not like to try? sales
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?  "Your dad and brothers are waiting for you in the bar."

Now you.